A reader referred this blog to me from another self proclaimed sociopath. It has a few interesting entries. As always, I can’t be completely sure whether someone else is or is not a sociopath. This entry in particular however, humorously displays the thought processes of the lazier sociopath pretty well:
Here..kitty kitty
There's a cat stuck in the cellar. I wonder how many days it will last. I hear it every night mewing away. At first I thought it was a woman moaning or crying but no it was just a cat. I know the correct thing to do would be to tell the owner and have them do something but I owe rent and it's really too much of a hassle. I am the only one who can hear it, in time the noise will fade and when the smell kicks in, I'll let them know. For now though I just have to grin and bear the nuisance of having a dying cat in the cellar.
Here..kitty kitty
There's a cat stuck in the cellar. I wonder how many days it will last. I hear it every night mewing away. At first I thought it was a woman moaning or crying but no it was just a cat. I know the correct thing to do would be to tell the owner and have them do something but I owe rent and it's really too much of a hassle. I am the only one who can hear it, in time the noise will fade and when the smell kicks in, I'll let them know. For now though I just have to grin and bear the nuisance of having a dying cat in the cellar.
Awww!
ReplyDeleteEh, I'm seeing mostly songs and poetry on that blog. The actual content is a bit lacking.
ReplyDeleteI understand you're a sociopath, but, the landlords may wonder why you didn't call them when you heard the cat crying? I personally am what you call an 'empath' and this saddens me, but I've read enough about sociopaths that I know you wouldn't care.
ReplyDeleteYou can't be changed.
Your blog is fascinating because I would like to study the sociopathic mind.
Well unless you want your apartment to smell like roadkill, you'd best call someone who can remove it. It'd be much more of a hassle to inhale mummy putrification whenever you're inside.
ReplyDeleteThen, I do have a weak spot for cats.
Obviously I'm not a sociopath, despite what the idiot shrinks told me.
Cats are god, highest form of reptilian. Having qualities of night vision, stealth, seduction, hunting, navigation, and many others . Therefore become cat.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat#Senses
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