Apparently murder ballads were once all the rage. One of my friends memorized the English translations of the original German lyrics to "Die Moritat von Mackie Messer" and recites them from time to time out of the blue -- "And the shark he has teeth and he wears them in his face and MacHeath he has a knife but the knife you don't see." It's both a charming and creepy habit.
An "illustrated" version:
And the shark, he has teeth
And he wears them in his face
And MacHeath, he has a knife
But the knife you don't see
On a beautiful blue Sunday
Lies a dead man on the Strand*
And a man goes around the corner
Whom they call Mack the Knife
And Schmul Meier is missing
And many a rich man
And his money has Mack the Knife,
On whom they can't pin anything.
Jenny Towler was found
With a knife in her chest
And on the wharf walks Mack the Knife,
Who knows nothing about all this.
And the minor-aged widow,
Whose name everyone knows,
Woke up and was violated
Mack, what was your price?
And some are in the darkness
And the others in the light
But you only see those in the light
Those in the darkness you don't see
But you only see those in the light
Those in the darkness you don't see
Rip! Rip! Rip!
ReplyDeleteYou're fucking losing it
ReplyDeleteFirst a note relating to yesterday:
ReplyDeleteGuys, I've left a comment for ya at yesterday's debate!... I feel asleep, so I wrote it today.
Hmm, I can't seem to relate to anything that's got "It's creepy" in it.
Really, I can't think of anything I find 'creepy'. It almost annoys me, now.
Since of late I've been trying so hard to understand neurotypical people and how they feel and all, there're a few emotions I accept that I don't have. Most of them I wouldn't want to have (such as remorse or guilt, sadness, feeling insecure, and all that).
But there seem to be new emotions added to the list, and I don't like that because it gives me the impression that they really do have this enormously looong list of emotions that I cannot feel.
I've always thought that there are a few distinct emotions I don't have, but that I have other emotions that they do not have, and so it evens up.
But if I'm supposed to feel something (or anything) is creepy too, in order for me to be more like a neurotypical... I mean, what's next? By the gods, how many emotions do I have feel, already!?
I hope this won't be a trend, M.E... You listing new emotions every day or every week, that I can't feel! Dammit!!
And I thought I'd found a website where the author pretty much felt as much as I do (no, not 'as little'!) but who also didn't have those few emotions that neurotypicals seem to take so incredibly serious and think everybody must feel; that unless we feel these few emotions, then we must be psychopaths. Or sociopaths (except they do feel them, just not for the mainstream majority). Or have AsPD.
Dammit!! >:-(
M.E., I've just taken a look at the blogs I follow in Google Reader, and Sociopath World is one of them.
ReplyDeleteThere today's article has a picture - it's a drawing, much like a child's drawing. But here there's only the video from yesterday.
I don't know if it's a glitch on BlogSpot, I just thought I'd mention it.
are you black, zhawq?
ReplyDeleteAll blacks are criminals sociopaths
ReplyDeleteWe should make a clique, by doing so we can seperate the people with merit from the rest, the people accepted into the group can put something in their screen name to show status. It will give certain people more authority than others, obviously M.E has the biggest say in the decision.
ReplyDeleteExample
ReplyDeletelmao ^
ReplyDeleteooh, let's get political peeps.
Does np stand for narcissistic prick?
ReplyDeleteThis song is not so much a murder ballad as a song from The Threepenny Opera a melodrama by Bertolt Brecht.
ReplyDeleteUgh. I started to break my thing about not listening to the videos people post and immediately regret this decision. I stopped the vid 20 seconds in.
ReplyDeleteI disagree with you I love tn. It's definitely a murder ballad... of my eardrums. Terrible.
Just woke up and really don't want to read all the comments. Did anyone mention me or something I'd be interested in.
ReplyDeletenobody's mentioned anything that anybody would be interested in.
ReplyDeleteOk. Well i was taking one of those "are you a sociopath" tests and one of the questions was do you "learn from your mistakes?" and I said yes.I know most of those test are bullshit but what do you guys think.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else up fortrying some random hotmail and g-mail accounts? There's a list (with passwords) here: http://lulzsecurity.com/releases/62000_random_logins.txt
ReplyDeleteI think the 'proof of socio' answer to this is No (from an NT standpoint), b/c change is often motivated by emotions and accepting consequences, neither of which are typical of P/S types.
ReplyDeleteNot to be confused with the cognitive ablity to recognize when something hasn't worked out for them and having them proceed to a different tactic towards better result.
I realized that no, was the p/s answer butI think it also matters what your perspective of a mistake is. I know if I fail at something I see it as weakness and vow to never let it happen again.
ReplyDeleteI used to phish myspace log ins back in the day.
ReplyDeleteHm. I don't necessarily see a mistake as a weakness because you can always improve. No one is ever perfect at something the first time they try it. Alternatively if you are 'perfect' you can no longer grow and evolve and are therefore limited.
ReplyDeleteIf you continue to do the same thing over and over, despite not gaining the desired result, THAT, is a mistake. As long as something is learned from a previous attempt then I'm not sure I'd consider it a true mistake (barring death or jail as a consequence).
here is poem:
ReplyDeletef u y u mama 2
suk me dik 14 x
i kick ur ass
in da grass
bitch ass
dumb ass
bastard ass
stupit ass
gimmie candy
For some I tend to have a natural inclination for almost everything I do but most of new things I do, tiny mistakes don't matter that much, especially if not accomplishing my goal is the most likely outcome. If I straight up fail at something new but things of slightly less difficulty then Ill be much less upset then I would then something I'm just starting.
ReplyDeleteThis site is getting more boring everyday. And you guys don't help at all.
ReplyDelete^__0
Do you want more Rip jokes
ReplyDeleteGive it a try :P
ReplyDelete"Alternatively if you are 'perfect' you can no longer grow and evolve and are therefore limited"
ReplyDeleteThat's the problem we pathies have ;)
did thay lackded the empathy?
ReplyDeleteWhy are people so sure that we are here for their entertainment value?
ReplyDeleteWell now I can't make jokes because I have to. Just wait until people start talking about other stuff and I'll come up with something
ReplyDeleteI'm sure it will be equally as unfunny as the rest were rip.
ReplyDeleteWhat? I thought you were my biggest fan Kesu. We had such good times together, that time that I used your name instead of mine, and that time that you told me I wasn't funny. Those are the things I will really miss.
ReplyDeleteKimsu, what does the pic represent?
ReplyDeleteTo me it is a giant who is capable of grasping something that is so far away and too gigantic for most. To him though it is tiny and within arms reach. The way I feel most days.
ReplyDeleteRip! Rip! Rip!
ReplyDeleteKes, are you narcissistic and overly concerned with your image? Do you follow the trends? Or are you low maintenance?
ReplyDeleteI liked your horrible eyeball.
ReplyDeleteI can only assume you were talking to me, so, I like yours too.
ReplyDeleteSomeone should dress up as Waldo and go around town and just crouch behind things .
ReplyDeleteI don't dress in a unique style, like most things about me I copy it. I have a great dress sense but not much originality. I look at other guys dress sense and their hair etc to see what I can copy to improve with myself.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering when someone was going to tell jc what that comment (the other day, when I talked about my awesome bjs?) referenced. thanks I love tn. Atleast SOMEONE has a musical education here.
ReplyDeleteI have narc tendencies but I'm not one. I only care about image when it serves a purpose. Aesthetics have no meaning to me and I find fashion as a completely useless token(With the exception of when I am trying to portray something.) Function is far more important to me then anything else. The only thing fashion does is allow people to separate themselves out. Which in truth just makes blending that much more tedious. I don't enjoy dressing up nice. I hate being restricted and suits are generally restrictive. I don't follow trends. I prefer to do things my way and I end up making trends because of the confidence with which I do things. I'm a very low maintenance person. I'm internalized that I don't require much that is outside of myself.
ReplyDelete@Haven Since you will miss it I will mourn its passing all that much more.
Hey Kesu I too have narc tendencies but I'm not one. I only care about image when it serves a purpose. Aesthetics have no meaning to me and I find fashion as a completely useless token(With the exception of when I am trying to portray something.) Function is far more important to me then anything else. The only thing fashion does is allow people to separate themselves out. Which in truth just makes blending that much more tedious. I don't enjoy dressing up nice. I hate being restricted and suits are generally restrictive. I don't follow trends. I prefer to do things my way and I end up making trends because of the confidence with which I do things. I'm a very low maintenance person. I'm internalized that I don't require much that is outside of myself. I also like to say Rip
ReplyDeletePhysical appearance is everything Kesu, you of all people should know that no one cares about what is going on inside. Individuals who adopt their own dress sense are usually driven by emotion 'Screw society, I'll dress how I want' when you dress properly, jobs and other things come easy.
ReplyDelete"Individuals who adopt their own dress sense are usually driven by emotion"
ReplyDeleteLet me give you an example of what I mean when I say trend. When I was in high school my pants would rip up the leggings. I never did this on purpose I just have large calf muscles and if I ran or whatever the jeans could split. I continued to wear the jeans they still served their function. In fact they were less restrictive. However, after awhile of doing this I noticed that others had adopted it as a style. So what started out as a simple happening for me became a trend for others.
I have my own business Adam. So there is no one to impress. I wear general work attire and only dress nice when I have to meet someone outside the company. While I could wear a business suit and tie everyday and look very nice it would just serve no purpose.
'I have my own business Adam'
ReplyDeleteAs do I, that's no excuse.
Dressing good always serves a purpose. I am also self employed, but I still have to see the rest of the world. I even match when I'm at home alone. I dress according to the seasons. In summers I wear brights. In autumn I wear earth tones. In winter I wear grey blue and black. In spring I wear a lot of green. I have sneakers to match all the seasons as well.
ReplyDeleteWhen I go to work I wear a suit and put a change of tshirt jeans and hoodie in the car. If the police pull me over I look like a business man. When I get to my destination I change into a tshirt and jeans so dumb people don't think I'm a cop.
Suits are comfortable. They are silky smooth against your skin. You need to get it tailored and stop buying them from department chains.
I like to sound good, look good, and smell good. Nothing about yourself should not be enticing.
dressing good is for faggots.
ReplyDeleteGangster.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.ezrock.com/Pics/2%20-%20nightcap/trench%20men.jpg
Rip is Adam.
ReplyDeleteI love shopping and dressing well. It's erotic to females. I always dress well for business conferences and special events. The clothing industry make a fortune on this trait.
Sounds like so much work for such little reward. You should dress to match occasions. You should dress to match the group. To dress up to just dress up is... Pointless. I'd prefer to be naked. Whether it is a 10000 dollar tailored suit or one bought at whare house for men they are all restrictive. I hate the feel of any fabric. I am perfection incarnate. Putting garments on that just hides it.
ReplyDelete'Rip is Adam.'
ReplyDeleteHow could it be me you dumbfuck, it sounds nothing like me.
To be naked is pure freedom. Clothes are erotic and artistic window dressing.
ReplyDeleteCaught you Adam. He is you obnoxious twin.
Shut up and make me a burger you codependent twit.
ReplyDeleteCompassionate and obsessive, yes.
ReplyDeleteCodependant is not an life affirming or practical trait. Shine my stilettos.
would anyone here be willing to post a picture of themselves?
ReplyDeleteI love period influenced clothing and adore/employ a very unique look. Still, I fluxuate on my love of shopping for clothing though I do seem to love to spend money lately. Frankly I think the best accessory a girl can wear is confidence and a really mischievous smile.
ReplyDeleteI actually am Adam.
ReplyDeleteWell said Haven. A mischievous smile is a lanterns which lights the caverns of should we say . . . the abyss.
ReplyDeleteRip, I see your grin. It's hiding under your Adam's apple.
Dont be funny, that's my thing. God I hate you
ReplyDeleteDon't hate me. I created you.
ReplyDeleteGod I-I-I'm your son
ReplyDeleteI still can't watch the video, M.E. The video on my screen is the same you had on yesterday's article. And, as I described earlier, on my Reader it's a drawing.
ReplyDeleteSo... I'm afraid I don't really understand what this is about or what I'm supposed to comment on.
Hence I'll engage in idle chatter with the others! :D
Anon 7:11,
are you black, zhawq?
Nope. Have you gotten the impression I am?
I have a couple of black friends and lots of friends with mixed blood. I myself am primarily Caucasian mixed with Native Indian and Gypsy blood.
But I have very light skin and eyes. My hair is almost black and slightly curly.
My ethnicity only shows in my high cheek bones and a mouth that's a little large with slightly fuller lips than most Caucasian (common Asian or Native Indian lips).
So... you decide, am I "black"? ;D
I've been called 'pretty boy' all through my childhood and teens and most of my younger adult life, to my constant irritation!
Luckily, today I'm merely handsome, and that's totally fine. ;)
Adam Billions,
Physical appearance is everything Kesu, you of all people should know that no one cares about what is going on inside.
Boy, are you wrong!! I of all people do know that. It's not about looks, and you make people care about what goes on inside you! That's the first thing I taught myself because I used to be the 'pretty boy'. I wanted people to know more than I am handsome, and I certainly showed them. Today people listen to me, and some are afraid to look at me!
Screw looks! Everybody who ever made it anywhere in life knows that's not what it's about - for men, that is. For women it's very different, but they too can assert themselves even if they're not beauty queens. There's so much more to it than what brand you wear.
Poor boy, you certainly have no clue!
UKan,
Dressing good always serves a purpose.
And that's basically all there is to it. You may use it as part of your requisites, and you should.
When I go to work I wear a suit and put a change of tshirt jeans and hoodie in the car. If the police pull me over I look like a business man.
That's how I do it too.
When I get to my destination I change into a tshirt and jeans so dumb people don't think I'm a cop.
Lol. Memories. XD
Suits are comfortable. They are silky smooth against your skin. You need to get it tailored and stop buying them from department chains.
I like to sound good, look good, and smell good. Nothing about yourself should not be enticing.
I pretty much agree. It serves a purpose, and it feels good also. Then there's sense to it.
But I don't take it as far as to wear clothes to match when I'm home alone. Okay, I did, but that's merely because I could. I had the coin and the means, so why not?
I still have some places I wanna see around the world. Ooohhh, yess!
Will you be taking pics once you get to travel, UK? I fucking lost most of my photographs, I had a suitcase full. Haha. Mostly taken by my girls, though.
Kesus one of those flashers. You know other people find that behaviour disgusting.
ReplyDeleteWhat you wear says a lot about you. I'm sure women here will agree that a well dressed man is attractive.
I find it funny you think dressing well is for homosexuals. Do you know why homos dress well? To get laid. They have a lot of sex. Unfortunately because you dress like shit no girl even wants to go near you. You smell like despracy because you haven't got laid in a while. You're now thinking fuckin a butt doesn't sound that bad and that thougt made you feel guilty. You shroud your shame in your homophobia. In reality you are the homosexual. Tell me, are you confused or just sexually deprived?
wooden jesus
ReplyDeletecreepy and annoying song get out of my head
ReplyDeletethat much better
lol shut up ukan, you actually think you can read people don't you. i dress however i like coz i'm not pretentious or insecure about my appearance, and i'm good looking enough to get by without playing dress up games unlike you, faggot. do you wear make up as well, ya big jesse?
ReplyDeleteas long as you don't smell and stand next to me on the bus you can wear what you like
ReplyDelete"What you wear says a lot about you. I'm sure women here will agree that a well dressed man is attractive."
ReplyDeleteI won't disagree. My point was and always has been that I don't like to dress up unless there is a purpose. You just identified a purpose. I agree.
The only thing girls will overlook your shabby clothes for is intelligence and conversation. Neither of which you have.
ReplyDeleteYour ugly clothes and lack of intelligence tells me you haven't got laid in a while. I bet I slept with more girls at once than you have in a entire year. Take some tips from me kid, you will at least bag a insecure codependant bird.
I can't help smelling, my nose does it on it's own but if I see you I'll be sure to sit down
ReplyDeleteAnd did you know Ukan is married. It was a shock to me too. For some reason I always assume people are single.
ReplyDeleteI smell bait!
ReplyDeleteR.I.P
ReplyDeleteMy wife and son, Rib and Rip Jr.
Til you made me a liar and have soiled my your only option is to kill yourself so you don't shame your family
ReplyDeleteHonor was supposed to be between my and your
ReplyDeleteUkan = big faggot.
ReplyDeleteThat anon must be some sort of math wiz.
ReplyDeleteUkan + rip = gay lovers
ReplyDeletedoes your wife know your a faggot, ukan? lol ye i bet she does, she's a gold digging whore whose with you for the money. i bet you help her choose her her underwear, with your faggishly encyclopedic knowledge of fashion lolz.
ReplyDeleteOh no, you Rip-ped me a good one
ReplyDeleteOpe sorry bought your wife Ukan
Australia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmQyyiAiATA&feature=youtube_gdata_player
you mean:
ReplyDeleterip + Ukan in his ass = rip's RIPped asshole
O god I just ended up listening to today's post video and Haven was right. It was horrible. So I'll make up for it with a similar song. It is much better though. I guarantee.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP0_MNj8f1Q
Oh no, now I'll never stop crying. Good going anon.
ReplyDeleteAnd your really good at grammar I bet. How can I kompete with you .
ReplyDeletebut there's a rip on it and it's smelly :(
ReplyDeleteYou get knowledge of fashion when you can afford to. Your ignorance is understandable since your mum still buys your clothes. Youre poor and ordinary. That why these 'pretentious' people stick their noses up at you.
ReplyDeleteYou are unremarkable, which is why you went anonymous. Your past comments were so fucking bland this is the only way you could get attention. By playing the really retarded guy as opposed to the semi retarded reject.
I cant even spell my name
ReplyDeleteKesu good song!
ReplyDeleteWho were you talking to Ukan.
ReplyDeleteAnyone watch my video
ReplyDeleteriv riv riv!
ReplyDeleteWho's this rip guy
ReplyDeletepenispoop
ReplyDeleteI don't know I hear he's pretty awesome though and hes good at sports.
ReplyDeleteanyone that's not rip
ReplyDeletelol shut up ukan, you get your knowledge of fashion from being a gaylord. men aren't supposed to care about that crud, faggot. now go clear your wife outta the house so you can fuck your rent boy and get a bikini wax lolz.
ReplyDeleteDid you just say crud? I haven't heard that since fourth grade. Thank you
ReplyDelete"By playing the really retarded guy as opposed to the semi retarded reject."
ReplyDeletemmmmmwwwwhhhhaaaaahhhhaaahaahahhahhaahaaha, yeah fuk u.
just because ur wifie sooooo uuugly, she fugly, lololol, yeah ha, fuk u
ubsukinsomuchdiks, usostupitha, yeah fuku
Uh oh the math wiz is back. QUICK someone give him an equation.
ReplyDelete6+1ytghhhhhhhhhuy67789!00
ReplyDeleteYou forgot the x. The math guy will just blow through otherwise. (Same way he got through high school)
ReplyDeletehow 'bout:
ReplyDeleterip(2) = rip cloned
chain = rip1Dick + UkanAss + rip2Ass
*UkanAssDick
ReplyDeleteIf I had a clone I'd have sex with him all the time.
ReplyDeleteanswer: Ukan is pivot man.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for the clarifacation
ReplyDeleteright, but you failed the test. you must answer correctly.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry guys I actually have sex with many men at a time and I've been too shy to ask Rip because hes too good for me.
ReplyDeleteI'm really sorry
"clarifacation"
ReplyDeletea duh
It's okay lots of people do but I have to say no
ReplyDeleterip(3) = rip cube-cloned
ReplyDeleteUkan + rip1 = dick wedged in ass.
Ukan + rip2 = tongue wedged in ass.
Ukan + rip3 = rip3 dick supercharged piston-ing UkanAss
4 lil' faggots sittin' in a tree.....
These seem to be getting more and more graphic. Don't let your imagination run too wild now.
ReplyDeleteShut the fuck up! Your shoes do not match your belt. Pathetic.
ReplyDeleteur just gay.
ReplyDeleteAnon I've been talking to, please change your name to math wiz so i can tell when it's you
ReplyDeleteHe should change his name to Not Able.
ReplyDeleteRip =
ReplyDeleteReally dirty ass
Incubating
Penis
I'll tell you my real name if you change yours
ReplyDeletesorry, not that gay.
ReplyDeleteYou think you've done the gay thing enough, or are you just gonna keep going.
ReplyDeleteIf not I'll wait
ReplyDeleterelatively, faggots don't even exist, because of you rip.
ReplyDeleteIs he gone?
ReplyDelete632
ReplyDeletehehe
I've had a man lay out 17 prs of pretty panties in a line(like a line o fcoke, yeah) He paced back and forth real slow with his index finger to his lips, perusing each panty, then looking at my bare assedness,going from panty to me with his eyes...From panty to me, from panty to me. From panty to me . From panty to me.
ReplyDeleteocd mutherfucker/ they give good foreshadowing lol
Were you trying to be me? If so, your a terrible speller. If no then you need to change your name.
ReplyDeleterip = http://www.goatse.bz/
ReplyDeleteI like it that the thread stops when I comment. Anyone still here
ReplyDeleterip = http://www.prolapseman.com/
ReplyDeleteThanks for that. Are the math wiz?
ReplyDeleteLuckily I looked the other one up on Wikipedia instead.
ReplyDelete'Dressing good always serves a purpose. I am also self employed, but I still have to see the rest of the world. I even match when I'm at home alone. I dress according to the seasons. In summers I wear brights. In autumn I wear earth tones. In winter I wear grey blue and black. In spring I wear a lot of green. I have sneakers to match all the seasons as well.
ReplyDeleteWhen I go to work I wear a suit and put a change of tshirt jeans and hoodie in the car. If the police pull me over I look like a business man. When I get to my destination I change into a tshirt and jeans so dumb people don't think I'm a cop.
Suits are comfortable. They are silky smooth against your skin. You need to get it tailored and stop buying them from department chains.
I like to sound good, look good, and smell good. Nothing about yourself should not be enticing'
lol. cute.
i want to marry rip :)
ReplyDeleteRip is still mourning over the loss of his wife Rib.
ReplyDeletelol.
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