Originally published in 1906, The Right Way to Do Wrong was a masterclass in subversion conducted by the world’s greatest illusionist. It collected Houdini’s findings, from interviews with criminals and police officers, on the most surefire ways to commit crime and get away with it.
This volume presents the best of those writings alongside little-known articles by Houdini on his own brand of deception: magic. Revealing the secrets of his signature tricks, including handcuff and rope escapes, and debunking the methods of his rivals, he proves himself to be just as clever and nimble a writer as he was a magician—and surprisingly free with trade secrets! All of which makes this unique selection of works both the ultimate anti-etiquette guide and proof that things are not always as they seem.
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Deletewerk je nog altijd voor de vrt?
^ Wie ben jij? Waar heb jij nederlands geleerd?
DeleteCan you get me some Amsterdam weed? LOL
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brb
aisian chick once told me if you are into that you are secretly gay
Deletei smiled and told here nice now i can go all night
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Deleteonly thing i can't get clean is my soul
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Shouldn't you people all be at Church?
ReplyDeletei would burn up on entering
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Haha - you most probably would.
DeleteI am I church ;) not burning yet.
Deleterape some alterboys
Deletethey'll put you in an abby with the best beer in the wold
it's good to be bad
Rape some alter boys
DeleteAbby with the world’s best beer
It’s good to be bad
It Only Takes a Smile – Forum fodder that would otherwise be unremarkable if it were not for SociopathWorld’s newest member – Blades. Complete with physical description, recent ‘Take the Test’ results and even what could be construed as an infatuation for SociopathWorld’s Elmer Fudd of bunny-boilers. We know already of her obligatory Jewish fantasy of men in doctors’ uniform but is she also of the Asian persuasion? Could this be another secret admirer cum real SociopathWorld romance in the making? Let’s find out. Go make Blades feel welcome before he wakes up smelling of Saki vomit.
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DeleteGood Morning Sociopathworld!!!!!!
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DeleteI awoke with a headache bigger than King Kong’s first dump of the day. My throat parched dryer than a piss-stain in the Sahara.
ReplyDeleteHad I been dreaming or was I just experiencing the drug-induced hallucinations that comes with the territory of substantial substance abuse.
Paranoid visions of taxi-driving lizards, hired assassin communist zombies and Asian hookers running around on life-sized hamster treadmills pin-wheeled inside my mind.
It felt as if my head had been ransacked by Salvador Dali & G. Gordon Liddy.
My office was an opium den of drug paraphernalia and detective bureau ephemera.
People often ask me am I a narcotics officer or do I just keep an office full of narcotics.
But you could argue I do both – I’m Walters P.D – Psychopath Detective.
It had been several days since Monica had hired me to locate the mysterious Eden and the trail was getting colder than an Eskimo port-a-potty.
I had no idea what was going to happen in the future but I decided it was time to light a rocket under this crystal ball. I was going to crack this case once and for all.
Instinctively I reached for my meth pipe in my top left-hand drawer. Accumulating debts, conspiring enemies and double-dealing clients be damned. Nothing or no-one was going to ruin it for me. Today was going to be a beautiful day.
Oh FFS Walters! We know already who you are. Just remove your drug-addicted head out of your junkie ass and get the fuck out of your office and do what you’re supposed to do.
DeleteYou’re a complete fuck-up Walters. I don’t even know why I bother.
LMAO!!!!! Today IS a beautiful day!!!!! Thank you for another GREAT installment of Walters PD!!!!!!
Delete"People often ask me am I a narcotics officer or do I just keep an office full of narcotics." hahahaha :D
DeleteI love those twists of words.
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DeleteI love them too, so creative!
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ReplyDeleteOff topic: As anyone seen the movie "The Master." What was your take on it?
ReplyDeleteYes, I have.
DeleteGee, post your real name, so I can remember you, coward.
DeleteYou asked for help, so you better watch your mouth if you expect me to follow your orders. Ask again, politely.
DeleteHold your fucking breath on that polite request
DeleteYou don't get to see who this is if I don't get to see who you are. Sounds fair, doesn't it?
DeleteSorry, apples and oranges, you were the first asswipe. Case closed.
DeleteTo you guys who'd seen I had visited this site on my cellphone or on my computer... Guys, it's not my blog, I'm not the author - so there's really no need to troll. Still though, funny stuff. :)
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ReplyDeletedo you think it's wrong that i'm 16 and my boyfriend is 21? he doesn't take advantage of me and has never asked for anything that made me uncomfortable. if you think it's wrong, why?
ReplyDeleteStart making your own rules instead of asking what people think. You obviously like him, and he treats you well, so stay with him.
DeleteI woulnt really say it is "wrong" but why cant he find women his own age? Why is he dating 16 year olds at 21?
DeleteActually now that I think of it when I was 17 I was dating a 21 year old girl....... Just do what is right for you and what feels right.
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DeleteHoudini would have been a ton of fun to break up that old Victorian monotony.
ReplyDeleteI dont want to be homeless anymore guys....... Ive stopped smoking weed, I havent smoked for over a week now........ Iam going to clean my system out until I can get a job and I wanna make a better life for myself...... Ive been drinking excessivly, but I think I will curb that once Iam working.......
ReplyDeleteWhat changed, Rich?
ReplyDeleteI figured, Iam fucking 24 years old, and I cant even quit smoking weed to get a job? That fact started bothering me, kind of eating away at me..... I would ask myself "Why cant I just stop smoking for awile just so I can get the job, then I can smoke again" and I realized that everything in life cant be easy (Like I want it to be) so I stopped smoking.....
DeleteThe part that sucks is my brother who grows warehouses full of weed (100's of plants) in California to supply the medical marijuana dispensaries just came to town thursday and is staying for a week, one night I was drunk and almost broke down and smoked that good weed he has, but I didnt........ He even owed me some weed cause I sent him some of my prescription xanax for his flight so he could passout and so he gave me some weed, and I gave half of it to my stepdad to smoke, and kept half and havent touched it..........
I just want a better life, you know when you kinda hit bottom? I guess I was pretty much at that point and had nowhere to go but up........
And Sociopathworld actually kinda helped me see that....... Iam very thankful for this website and the "tough love" the people give you here.
I am having really bad depression. My friend said I should not come here and say it because it makes me look bad, because I am a Christian ~
DeleteI'd wager most people here have had a decent bout of depression for more than a bit of time. This is probably one place where it makes you look relatively normal.
DeleteThanks Haven! I an seeing myself for who I was---and seeing how I thought in such a screwed up way. It hurts to see that.
DeleteCheer up Monica. God made us all in his image remember? Including sociopaths. God’s one of the most psychopathic persons I know. Vainglorious, domineering, manipulative, controlling, murderous etc.
DeleteGod’s ok in my book....I mean..his book lol ; )
So cute. I love the people on here. They rock so bad :D
DeleteJeez. Monica. Your all over Rich when its about attention to you but when he says he has had a breakthrough the only comment you can make is start whining about yourself again. You are a disgrace as a Christian and a human being.
DeleteI am happy, beyond measure, for Rich. He is on his way. I can break down, now~
DeleteThat's fantastic news Rich. I'll be here for you. Once you get the weed out of your system you can start cutting back the alcohol and Xanax and live life again.
Delete:) Awww Monica dont listen to them I ALWAYS love to hear from you about ANYTHING!!!!!! Stay strong and hit my facebook up anytime!
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Thank you so much Anon @ 6:21..... I appreciate your support and will keep you updated on my progress and struggle. Thankyou for your support, I really need it right now :)
DeleteSo I had a feeling my boyfriend was a sociopath. I was raised by one. Who by the way is a psychologist lol.. so the other day he tells me that when he was growing up he raised chickens and one day when he came home, all the chickens were dead with their necks broken. Of course I'm thinking WTF. So I told him he didn't need to nake confessions to me lmao. Needless to say I had to slowly get away from him without him feeling rejected. I didn't want to deal with a stalker. I know to most this isn't funny but when you are around this crap your entire life it almost seems normal. Hope I can one day get away from falling for these charmers. Until then at least I can brag about the sex life lol.
ReplyDeleteAs if sociopaths are the only men who can give you good sex......... Forget about the chicken killing loser and move on to an empathic partener who can fuck you to your hearts content and leave you just as satisfyed without all the games and bullshit......
Delete;) You will find the one for you :)
Chick rearing boyfriend
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Sex life I can brag
nice.... but it's Psycho Mom :p
DeleteChick rearing boyfriend
DeletePsycho psychologist mom
Falling for charmers
That is brilliant, Haikupath @@@@@
DeleteDo a Haiku for some other people :D
DeleteHaikupath already did one for Anonymous October 7, 2012 9:40 AM up the top. Nice one Haikupath : )
DeleteI love "sex life. I can brag"
ReplyDelete^ LOL That was my favorite part too!!!!!!
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Well done Squirrel - excellent. Have you checked out over in the forum the 'Congregation of SociopathWorld Rodents'.
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